When you purchase and read these two books, you'll be swept away to worlds of wonder and imagination. Better yet, you'll learn the answers to many of the important questions of the universe. Questions such as:
- How does a talking owl open a door?
- Do dwarven women have beards?
- Can a boy, a girl, an owl and a dwarf deliver a beatdown to an immortal pirate?
- Will splicing monkey jeans into the DNA of a 13 year old boy make him overly sensitive or hyper or is that just their nature?
- Is making a virtual tunnel out of sparkling mist a viable alternative to digging one?
- What's the best way to stop a civil war?
Armed with those answers you'll be ready to dive into The Golden Dragon of Ang to unravel further mysteries of the universe: