Hello again. As promised last week, I am posting a brand new interview this week after featuring "reruns" for the past several. We're back with a bang, as I actually have three interviewees for the price of one. Allow me to introduce the Three Blind Mice. Let's see if we can get the inside scoop on them shall we?
Mouse #1: Yeah, it's been a long time. We ain't seen each other in years.
Mouse #2: Hah, that's a good one--seen each other. As if we could. You always was an insensitive bloke, Morty.
Mouse #3: Now Fred, don't be so hard on the lad, you know he ain't one t' think before he speaks. It's just his way.
Fred: You quit stickin' up for him Jasper. You was always stickin' up for Mort you was.
Jasper: Now don't take on like that, Fred. It weren't his fault. He saw his chance and he took it. If it had worked out, I'm sure he would of gotten us in, too. But the whole plan went belly up and that's that. Then there was that whole deal with the farmer's wife.
Greg: Hold on. I'm a little lost here. Can we take it from the top. What broke you three up?
Mort: It's a long, rather painful story. I don't think we need to go into it.
Fred: No, I think we should go into it, Mort. We got to get it out in the open-like. Maybe then everyone can judge for themselves.
Jasper: No Fred, I think maybe Mort's right. There ain't no need to go dredgin' all that stuff back up.
Mort: No, don't worry about it, Jasper. Maybe Fred's right. It might be good t' clear the air.
Greg: Hey cool. It sounds like we've got a scoop here folks. Okay, we all want to know what happened to break you guys up.
Mort: Well, it was like this, see. In our younger days we was always lookin' for some good times. We never stayed in one place long. We was runnin' here, there and everywhere. We lived in this house with this farmer and his wife, boy was she scared of us.
Fred: Yeah, we'd chase her all over the house, out in the barnyard, wherever.
Mort: Sure, sure. She was always scared. It was a lot of fun. But that was our day job. We did more than that. We had an act.
Greg: An act?
Jasper: Sure, ya know Vaudeville--singin' an' dancin'. We was real good, too. Had a lot of Hollywood types interested in us.
Fred: Yeah, yeah. They was interested in all of us--one in particular was real interested.
Greg: Who, who?
Fred: Ya sound like an owl, talkin' like that. Ya gave me the shivers for a minute there. Watch it, will ya? Anyways, yeah, the big guy himself, Mister Entertainment--Walt Disney--was real interested. He wanted to talk t' someone, so Mort here volunteered t' go.
Mort: You an' Jasper didn't have time t' go. You was both chasin' the farmer's wife.
Fred: Ya sure took advantage of that, didn't ya?
Greg: How? How did he take advantage?
Mort: I didn't. I met with Disney, but he didn't want a trio. He was lookin' for a single, and he wanted me. I would be Mortimer Mouse and star in all his pictures. I went back t' the others with the news. I promised 'em I'd find a way to work 'em in with me once I got established.
Greg: Sounds reasonable. So what happened?
Jasper: Fred and Mort got inta it pretty good. They almost came t' blows. I tried t' step in an' make Fred see reason, but he wasn't havin' none of it. In fact, Mort was just about t' walk out when it happened.
Greg: What happened?
Mort: The farmer's wife finally got up her nerve an' came after us. She was totin' a huge carrvin' knife. She was swingin' it madly above her head. Finally, she cornered us and chopped our tails off. Scared us blind it did.
Greg: What about Disney?
Mort: He didn't want no blind, tailess mouse, so he backed outta the deal. Hire some rube from Malibu named Mickey ad the rest is history.
Greg: Oh, bad luck. But listen, you shouldn't let a little setback like that get you down.
Fred: Yeah, I suppose not. I'm willin' t' let bygones be bygones if you are.
Mort: Sure thing ol' pal. Put her there.
Jasper: Aw, that's great fellas, I knew you'd make peace. Now let's see if we can't scare up an agent. I hear they're plannin' a remake of Cinderella, an' they're auditionin' mice an' birds, let's get a move on!